“so Polly's all itty bitty but
crazy dangerous? She's Polly made of steel!”
Polly
Rocket needs no introduction, no visas or carte blanche. She's
been given a senatorial green light for Misfit's lyric plagiarism
without any political affiliations.
Polly Rocket has decimated the planet Earth
nine times, she has rescued the planet Earth three and a half
times. She co-wrote the history of the assassination of Polk
in Braille, and kind of completed the play Lincoln attended
with translated grunts by candlelight. The translator was
only counties away. Polly Rocket invented a simple device
which mixed the common cold with electrical reverberations.
Polly Rocket buried The Ramones. Marky too, he dug his way
out. She is certified. Polly Rocket denounced rabies. She
tattooed a crossword puzzle onto the back of her knees with
a stolen bicuspid. Polly Rocket isn't familiar with certain
bus routes, but it's been all right so far.
Polly Rocket can not say any words that correlate with hat
manufacturers. The future depends on her and she has the coupons
to prove it. Polly Rocket was orphaned before she was conceived
and it shows. She'll hug your kids. Good absolute luck.