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Polly Rocket
#63

“so Polly's all itty bitty but crazy dangerous? She's Polly made of steel!”

Polly Rocket needs no introduction, no visas or carte blanche. She's been given a senatorial green light for Misfit's lyric plagiarism without any political affiliations.

 

Polly Rocket has decimated the planet Earth nine times, she has rescued the planet Earth three and a half times. She co-wrote the history of the assassination of Polk in Braille, and kind of completed the play Lincoln attended with translated grunts by candlelight. The translator was only counties away. Polly Rocket invented a simple device which mixed the common cold with electrical reverberations.

Polly Rocket buried The Ramones. Marky too, he dug his way out. She is certified. Polly Rocket denounced rabies. She tattooed a crossword puzzle onto the back of her knees with a stolen bicuspid. Polly Rocket isn't familiar with certain bus routes, but it's been all right so far.

Polly Rocket can not say any words that correlate with hat manufacturers. The future depends on her and she has the coupons to prove it. Polly Rocket was orphaned before she was conceived and it shows. She'll hug your kids. Good absolute luck.

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